In even more “art” imitating art imitating life news, Ginger Spice's boobs released a trailer for Geri Halliwell's new show Geri: Life Sucks.

2013: Comic-Con isn't nerdy anymore.

Are you reading this while you're at work? You might want to put that letter opener back in your coffee-stained pencil cup before you read on.

Dispatches From The Hated will be a recurring feature penned by a person who worked the paparazzi beat for three years. We'll call him American Ex-Pap so he remains anonymous.

Terence Malick is being sued for failing to produce on a double-feature documentary. According to lawyers, Malick's Sycamore Pictures "has blown through nearly $6 million over the last six years on this project with nothing to show for it." So pretty much how the rest of us felt about Tree of Life.

One of the big unwritten rules about getting away with murder is laying low afterwards. (Well, the first big rule is not doing it again. But after that, definitely laying low.) Laying low does not include writing a book about how you would hypothetically commit the crime we all know you committed. Or attempting armed robbery and kidnapping of your own sports memorabilia. And it DEFINITELY does not include appearing on television alongside equally mentally deranged friends.

Kanye West has just gone "postal" on photographer at LAX, or so says TMZ in their exclusive report. According to their sources, paramedics are still on the scene.

According to TMZ, Amanda Bynes allegedly told a front desk clerk at a Ritz-Carlton in New York City that she was “too ugly” to check her in. Then, sources say, she “offered her plastic surgeon's services to the desk girl in question.”

Nicolas Cage is doing a European press tour for The Frozen Ground and a personal press tour for Normalcy. Sources overseas are reporting that Cage is telling people he’s just a “pretty boring guy” who is now living a “very simple life” in the very simple town of Las Vegas. According to BBC News, he’s only spent six months or so of his life “dabbling” in drugs. “I didn’t have like a real problem,” says Cage and also everyone who has ever dabbled.

Here's the setlist for tonight's John Stamos / Jesse and the Rippers performance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Yes, they will be closing the show with the Full House theme song.

Kris Herrera, manager of a New York City 16 Handles yogurt shop is suing Food Network, 16 Handles, and many others for a reality show set up. He appeared on the May 23 episode of the new Food Network show Giving You the Business where, according to the complaint, he was told he won his very own 16 Handles franchise store. However, after “winning,” Herrera was instead given a “single, non-transferable, non-voting share of common stock in 16 Handles’ parent company.” How was he tricked?

Kirk Cameron has a new movie out called Unstoppable, and all he wants to do is show you the latest movie trailer. The film is sure to be a hit, seeing as how it’s presented by Liberty University and will only show in theaters one night (get your tickets for the September 24 showing here). But he’s having a problem spreading the gospel because Facebook is bullying him. He took to his Facebook page last night to explain:

No one wants to watch American Idol anymore.

In case you can't wait, AMC has released stills from the August 11 premiere episode of Breaking Bad. SPOILER ALERT: Saul Goodman is wearing a green shirt.

If you had a dollar for every time someone pointed out that you look exactly like Brad Pitt, what would you do with your riches? That’s easy. You’d head to a shopping mall, try out to be an extra for World War Z, and then complain, once cast, that you weren’t given the star treatment. Because when you’re pretty much Brad Pitt’s identical twin, the world should roll out the red carpet.

Lots of industry folk are excited to head down to San Diego today for the start of Comic-Con. All the major film studios and television networks will be there, hosting awesome panels where fans will get to chat with the casts of The X-Files, Dexter, Veronica Mars (the movie!), Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, and Doctor Who. It’s the ultimate nerd-meets-cool manbaby cosplay fest and organizers are expecting over 125,000 attendees.

In an effort to get even richer, The Walt Disney Co. is now phasing out car allowances for its executives. How will they survive without that extra $900 a month?

Turns out those Netflix yard signs did the trick. Get ready for a lot of conversations about what this means for television. And maybe some talk about how this could finally be the year Tami Taylor wins.

Have you ever noticed how many movie characters work in film / video stores / go to movies / talk about Hollywood? Some people say this happens because Hollywood is one big old circle jerk and that everyone who makes movies loves movies. While that’s probably true, there’s also the possibility that people in movies are just like us and maybe it's just really hot outside. But masturbatory or not, movies sure do spend a lot of time on movies.

Netflix has been secretly cropping films without issuing viewer warnings and a small handful of people are very upset about it.