Everyone is Still So Mad at Comic-Con for not Being Comic-Con'y Enough
Anonymous · 07/24/13 01:53PMLady Gaga Earned More Before She Turned 30 Than You Ever Will
Anonymous · 07/24/13 11:22AMThis Is What Happens When Someone Like Kanye West Attacks You
American Ex-Pap · 07/22/13 04:40PMAnonymous · 07/22/13 03:22PM
OJ Simpson Wants to Play Himself on Anger Management
Anonymous · 07/22/13 03:02PMOne of the big unwritten rules about getting away with murder is laying low afterwards. (Well, the first big rule is not doing it again. But after that, definitely laying low.) Laying low does not include writing a book about how you would hypothetically commit the crime we all know you committed. Or attempting armed robbery and kidnapping of your own sports memorabilia. And it DEFINITELY does not include appearing on television alongside equally mentally deranged friends.
Kanye West Just Beat Up A Photographer at LAX
Anonymous · 07/19/13 05:35PMAnonymous · 07/19/13 03:35PM
Nicolas Cage Promotes Drug Dabbling and Listening to TLC’s Waterfalls
Anonymous · 07/19/13 02:29PMNicolas Cage is doing a European press tour for The Frozen Ground and a personal press tour for Normalcy. Sources overseas are reporting that Cage is telling people he’s just a “pretty boring guy” who is now living a “very simple life” in the very simple town of Las Vegas. According to BBC News, he’s only spent six months or so of his life “dabbling” in drugs. “I didn’t have like a real problem,” says Cage and also everyone who has ever dabbled.
Anonymous · 07/19/13 12:50PM
Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Give Him a FroYo Shop
Anonymous · 07/19/13 12:34PMKris Herrera, manager of a New York City 16 Handles yogurt shop is suing Food Network, 16 Handles, and many others for a reality show set up. He appeared on the May 23 episode of the new Food Network show Giving You the Business where, according to the complaint, he was told he won his very own 16 Handles franchise store. However, after “winning,” Herrera was instead given a “single, non-transferable, non-voting share of common stock in 16 Handles’ parent company.” How was he tricked?
Facebook, YouTube Won't Let You See Kirk Cameron's New Movie Trailer
Anonymous · 07/19/13 10:05AMKirk Cameron has a new movie out called Unstoppable, and all he wants to do is show you the latest movie trailer. The film is sure to be a hit, seeing as how it’s presented by Liberty University and will only show in theaters one night (get your tickets for the September 24 showing here). But he’s having a problem spreading the gospel because Facebook is bullying him. He took to his Facebook page last night to explain:
No One Cares About American Idol Anymore
Anonymous · 07/18/13 02:57PMAnonymous · 07/18/13 01:22PM
Brad Pitt’s Identical Body Double Didn't Even Get an Autograph
Anonymous · 07/18/13 12:05PMIf you had a dollar for every time someone pointed out that you look exactly like Brad Pitt, what would you do with your riches? That’s easy. You’d head to a shopping mall, try out to be an extra for World War Z, and then complain, once cast, that you weren’t given the star treatment. Because when you’re pretty much Brad Pitt’s identical twin, the world should roll out the red carpet.
Everyone at Comic-Con Smells Like a Garbage Can
Anonymous · 07/18/13 11:17AMLots of industry folk are excited to head down to San Diego today for the start of Comic-Con. All the major film studios and television networks will be there, hosting awesome panels where fans will get to chat with the casts of The X-Files, Dexter, Veronica Mars (the movie!), Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, and Doctor Who. It’s the ultimate nerd-meets-cool manbaby cosplay fest and organizers are expecting over 125,000 attendees.
Anonymous · 07/18/13 09:56AM
Emmy Loves Netflix: Here Are Your 2013 Primetime Emmy Nominees
Anonymous · 07/18/13 08:36AMHere's a Supercut of People in Movies Watching Movies
Anonymous · 07/17/13 06:24PMHave you ever noticed how many movie characters work in film / video stores / go to movies / talk about Hollywood? Some people say this happens because Hollywood is one big old circle jerk and that everyone who makes movies loves movies. While that’s probably true, there’s also the possibility that people in movies are just like us and maybe it's just really hot outside. But masturbatory or not, movies sure do spend a lot of time on movies.