J.J. Abrams Just Released a Terrifying Teaser About Absolutely Nothing
Anonymous · 08/19/13 04:21PMParks and Recreation's Harris Wittels Responds
Max Read · 08/16/13 09:56AMHarris Wittels, the Parks and Recreation writer and Humblebrag creator whose difficulty bringing a show to series formed part of our article on the split between Universal Television and Parks and Rec's co-creator Greg Daniels, responded to the article in an email last night. We've added it to the article, seen below.
CAA Agent Mitch Grossbach's Powerpoint Deck Shows How Not to Get a Job
Anonymous · 08/15/13 05:49PMForty Days of Dating's Masochistic Creators Sign With CAA
Anonymous · 08/15/13 03:08PMWhy Office Creator Greg Daniels Walked Away from Universal TV
Anonymous · 08/14/13 04:28PMNo more quirky mockumentaries for Universal Television. Greg Daniels, the man behind NBC's The Office and Parks and Recreation, has severed ties with his longtime studio in a fit of pique: Apparently, he's upset that none of his projects over the last two years have made it to series, and for that he blames UTV.
Kristen Stewart is Going to UCLA to be an English Major
Anonymous · 08/14/13 12:54PMThe Six Times Terrence Howard Has Been Accused of Beating Up a Woman
Anonymous · 08/13/13 01:20PMDays after his ex-wife Michelle Ghent filed a second restraining order against actor Terrence Howard, alleging that a recent conciliatory trip to Costa Rica went violently awry, Philadelphia Magazine has discovered that Howard once assaulted a Philadelphia woman and her fiance at a diner back in 2005. Not that it's shocking: The Chris Brown apologist already has a long history of violent outbursts, dating back more than a decade.
Vogue Joins Long Line of Would-Be Jennifer Lawrence BFFs
Anonymous · 08/12/13 01:12PMAnonymous · 08/12/13 10:30AM
The Hollywood Reporter Is Totally In Love With This Fucking Pencil
Anonymous · 08/09/13 04:51PMIn a 1,500 word article, titled "Why Is Hollywood Obsessed with This Pencil," we learn why the Eberhard Blackwing 602 wasn't just any old Numero Dos, it was a cult pencil. Favored by writers like Truman Capote and Vladmir Nabokov, animators, and musical legends Quincy Jones and Stephen Sondheim, the pencil was praised for its creamy writing ability and the fact that, thanks to its rectangular eraser, "it never rolled off the page."
Anonymous · 08/09/13 03:14PM
MTV Released an Alternate Ending to The Hills
Anonymous · 08/09/13 02:44PMSophia Grace Is the Latest Addition to Disney's Into the Woods
Anonymous · 08/09/13 01:51PMTwitter Comedian Kelly Oxford Steals Her Own Tweets
Anonymous · 08/08/13 04:43PMKelly Oxford used to be known for being a Canadian housewife whose Twitter feed you couldn't turn away from. In three years she amassed over half a million dedicated followers. Celebrities like Jimmy Kimmel and Olivia Wilde RT'd her en masse. Then came the script deals. Followed by the movie. And after that, the book deal.