There are 471 days until Kristin Cavallari's debut and likely final book Balancing on Heels drops, and today Kristin has transcribed for us us yet another seemingly random sequence of 1s and 0s that, when taken as a whole, constitute her unfathomable moral code: Kristin only eats shrimp if she knows where the shrimp is coming from.
With 473 days left to go before her debut book Balancing on Heels drops, Kristin continues to reveal herself to us in small but telling ways. Last week, she plopped one more tiny nugget of insight into her psyche on Instagram.
Last month, Kristin Cavallari—who is currently working on or perhaps at least pondering in a casual way her debut book Balancing on Heels, which is due out in 474 days—revealed that she can look skinny, but she doesn't like that look." I can look really skinny, and I don't like that look," she told E! News. "So, yes, I'm drinking protein shakes, I'm trying to put on muscle and I'm lifting very heavy weight right now."
Kristin Cavallari has revealed to us the secrets of bone broth, the foibles of agave, and the number of calories in one scoop of sour cream (too many). Today, 475 days before the publication of her debut book Balancing on Heels, she reveals the most important bit of diet advice she's picked up on the Occupy Monsanto message boards so far: "eat fermented food."
Kristin Cavallari named her sons "Camden" and "Jaxon"—unprompted!
The secrets of this world are vast, innumerable, and often revealed to us by unlikely parties and means. Today—just 477 days before her debut book Balancing on Heels drops—Kristin Cavallari whispered some secrets onto her eponymous app.
When Kristin Cavallari's debut book Balancing on Heels drops, it will be springtime (2016). But when Kristin visited the Empire State to attend New York Fashion Week yesterday, it was 28 degrees below freezing (4°F). Naturally, she wore winter white:
There are 479 days to go until the publication of Kristin Cavallari's debut book Balancing on Heels, and currently she is searching for the right word or words to describe an object. "I need a name for these little balls," Kristin confessed on Instagram. "Oat balls?!!"
There are 480 days until Kristin's debut book Balancing on Heels drops, and with each day that passes, Kristin finds new ways to describe the happenings in her life. For example, she captioned the Instagram post below, "One more from today."
There are 481 days until Kristin Cavallari's debut book Balancing on Heels drops, and today, Kristin is experiencing the exquisite torture of romance. The object(s) of her affection? The new Love Is On™ range of Revlon Ultra HD™ lipsticks. And her husband, Jerbb Curtis(?). Kristin writes on Instagram:
There are many things that need saving in this turbulent world of ours: the rain forest, the children, the date Kristin Cavallari's debut book drops 482 days from now, etc. But in 2008, Kristin discovered something equally precious that must be preserved: Ellis Island. "Help us save Ellis Island," she pleads, in the promotional video for the Save Ellis Island Foundation below.
There are 484 days until Kristin Cavallari's debut book Balancing on Heels drops, and while she keeps showing herself to us in new ways with each passing hour, it's hard to catch everything that she puts out into the world. For example, last week, she posted this Instagram photo, titled "Green smooooothie":
Four hundred and eighty-five days until Kristin Cavallari's debut book Balancing on Heels drops, and now the master picks up her pen for the first time. Or, at least, she picks up something. No evidence yet of a pen on the scene, as Kristin revealed in an Instagram post today that her creative process is perhaps more elemental than previously thought.
There are 487 days until former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari's debut book, Balancing on Heels, drops. That's 487 days to think about how all of our lives could be different now if not for driver's ed. As Kristin's Wikipedia page reveals, "Cavallari was enrolled at Santa Margarita Catholic High School for her freshman year. After she attended a Driver's Education course through Laguna Beach High School, her father enrolled her in Laguna Beach High School."
There are 488 days until Kristin Cavallari's debut book Balancing on Heels drops. What can you do in the meantime? Kristin posted this idea to Instagram today: "Join me as I wear red lipstick to support @GoRedForWomenAHA and the movement to end heart disease and stroke in women by sharing your#GoRedSelfie."
Kristin Cavallari is the star of a new book about her life, written by her, that is due out in 489 days. But did you know she also starred in a film? Per Wikipedia: "She also starred in the straight-to-DVD film, National Lampoon's Van Wilder: Freshman Year, as Kaitlyn. The film was released July 14, 2009, to mixed to negative reviews."
Four hundred and ninety days until Kristin Cavallari reveals "really just everything in my life" in her debut book, Balancing on Heels. Four hundred and ninety days we must wait to crack the spine of that freshly-bound hard(?)cover and read, read, read, all the thinks Kristin has ever thought during her existence on this planet, including what she is obsessed with, and whether or not that thing is a hat.
