Tyga, who dates Kylie Jenner and also apparently raps, was scheduled to travel to Brazil for four shows this week, but the promoters behind the sold-out events claim Kylie made him pull out at the last minute.

A 17-year-old non-celebrity, who those Kylie Jenner’s “camp” claim never to have heard of, is suing Kylie for allegedly threatening her, having her followed, and eventually staging a car accident to injure her, all because Jaden Smith was into this teen and Kylie was jealous. Whoa-kay.

If I asked you to decide, whose comfort is more important—Jessica Alba’s or Kylie Jenner’s—you might ask, Who the hell cares? But if you’re Kylie Jenner’s bodyguards, you might ask, Who are you, get the hell out of the way, VIP coming through. Which is pretty much what happened to Jessica Alba—a real nobody—according to Kylie Jenner’s bodyguards.

Tyga, a mostly pitiful rapper who only became famous because his cousin is the dude from the Gym Class Heroes, has managed to extend his time in our short lives by latching onto Kylie Jenner, the youngest sister to the Kardashians. Jenner recently turned 18; she was 17 when the two started dating. After months of stopping himself from rapping about having sex with his at-one-point underage girlfriend, Tyga finally broke.

World-weary 17-year-old Kylie Jenner, who recently celebrated her graduation from online high school with a party that may or may not have been covered in cocaine, has a big birthday coming up. Know who’s excited? The Canadian entrepreneur who’s hosting her **OFFICIAL LEGAL (IN CANADA) TEEN ALCOHOL PARTY ;)** at his nightclub.

Bad news for Kylie Jenner: not only are you dating Tyga, a widely mocked rapper who had to release his recent album for free because nobody wanted to hear it, but your widely mocked rapper boyfriend is sending dick pics to people who are not you—including a transgender actress named Mia Isabella, who has gone ahead and provided the receipts.

“Can we please get started now? This is an interview.”

Last night, E! released a teaser for an upcoming Keeping Up With the Kardashians episode where 17-year-old Kylie Jenner reveals she’s had lip injections. Anyone who’s seen a photo of Kylie in the last year could have told you that, but the Kardashians have gone to great lengths to keep it just another sweet family secret.

In an interview on Power 105.1's "The Breakfast Club" taped yesterday and aired this morning, Kanye West revealed that he had to take "30 showers" after dating Amber Rose to get with his current wife, Kim Kardashian. He also suggested that 25-year-old rapper Tyga is dating his 17-year-old sister-in-law Kylie Jenner. Oh, Kanye!

Despite 25-year-old rapper Tyga's denial this week that he's dating 17-year-old Kardashian sister Kylie Jenner, Page Six reports that the two were spotted in the private wine cellar at Philippe in New York City. Did Kylie finally get a fake ID?

What do you do when tabloids report for months on end that you are dating 17-year-old Kardashian sister Kylie Jenner, and you have been photographed multiple times hanging out one-on-one in Europe and the continental U.S. with 17-year-old Kylie Jenner, and then your ex-wife's friend Amber Rose goes on the radio to say yes, you are dating 17-year-old Kylie Jenner?

Khloe Kardashian and Amber Rose are currently embroiled in a debate for the ages—who's more of a whore: the woman who started stripping at age 15 or the entire Kardashian family.

Twenty-four-year-old rapper Tyga didn't exactly deny that he's dating 17-year-old Kylie Jenner in an Instagram comment to a hater this weekend. He did, however, offer advice we could all use: "Worry about your sad boring life."

Seventeen-year-old Kylie Jenner, the youngest reality star in the Kardashian clan, has been rumored to be dating a much older rapper, Tyga, for weeks now. But last night, Tyga's ex posted pics on Instagram suggesting that she's back together with him. Are Tyga and Kylie just friends? Or is that what Kris Jenner wants you to think?

If you follow America's first family, the Kardashians, on Instagram, you know that youngest daughter Kylie Jenner has been sporting some truly gnarly hair extensions recently. Now we know why: she's getting her own line of extensions called Kylie Hair Kouture. The Kardashian empire grows.