Former almost-Kennedy Taylor Swift has learned a lesson, she says, from losing her public battle with Nicki Minaj over the VMAs earlier this year.

In the latest issue of the New York Times magazine, Nicki Minaj says something extremely well-reasoned regarding Miley Cyrus’s engagement with black culture. It is pointed and specific without getting unfairly personal or malicious. All internet thinkpieces should strive for its tone and succinctness. In fact, it is, in a paragraph, the ultimate internet thinkpiece:

Nicki Minaj, currently letting boyfriend Meek Mill tag along on her world tour (whenever he’s not busy with his job as the punching bag at Drake’s home gym), sparked rumors that she’s also letting Meek’s baby tag along in her uterus when she called him her “baby father” at a show over the weekend. But Nicki was just kidding, according to TMZ, which reports she often lovingly refers to her closest dudes as “baby father.”

Someone—Taylor’s PR team, maybe?—realized this dumb Twitter fight with Nicki Minaj was making everyone not named Katy Perry look bad.

On Wednesday afternoon, one day after rapper Nicki Minaj and white rapper Taylor Swift became embroiled in an extremely heated Twitter exchange about race and about nothing, area woman Katy Perry tweeted this:

Meek Mill, Nicki Minaj’s boyfriend but also a rapper with a new album out, accused Canadian teen soap opera star Aubrey “Drake” Graham of rapping raps he didn’t write in an extended Twitter rant Tuesday night. Meek claims the verse Drake contributed to his new album, Dreams Worth More Than Money (out now) was written by someone else, and he wouldn’t have used it if he’d known.

Fresh off the well-timed cancellation of her much-anticipated Great Escape tour, rapper and white walker Iggy Azalea has gotten engaged. Congrats! May you and your future husband, Lakers guard/forward Nick Young, have a fulfilling life together. Except for one thing.

For one: Meek Mill, the Philadelphia rapper who many believed to be engaged to perennial goddess Nicki Minaj, is “not” engaged to Nicki Minaj. For two: he encountered a bunny during an interview for a cover story to be published in The Fader. Do you want to know what happened next?

Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé inherently can’t do anything normally, even when they try. Case in point, is the new video for Minaj’s single “Feelin’ Myself,” which looks like some sort of Coachella home video but is actually browbeating promotion for Jay Z’s music streaming service Tidal.

Do you remember your first boner?

Nicki Minaj, a rapper and boss, may be engaged to Philadelphia native and rapper Meek Mill. This will be a huge win for the city of Philadelphia, as well as for Mill (AKA Robert Williams), who is 27 and seems really nice! But is it true or is Nicki just fucking with us? Let's investigate the evidence.

Nicki Minaj, god of rap, was spotted in Philadelphia on Friday night, visiting who is speculated to be her new boyfriend, rapper Meek Mill. An adorable photograph shared to Rick Ross's Instagram shows joyful cuddling between the two. Mazel tov, Nicki and Meek, if the rumors are indeed true! You're both so beautiful and talented.

There weren't a lot of non-Beyoncé related talked-about moments at this year's VMAs, but one that came sort of close was Nicki Minaj's wardrobe malfunction during the show's (great) opening performance. But was that almost-talked-about-but-not blooper planned all along?