When did you first look in the mirror and realize you were beautiful? Never? For Kim Kardashian, that happened in preschool. TMZ reports that in her new book of selfies, Selfish, Kim reveals that she instinctively took her first selfie at age four, nearly 20 years before the term existed.

It turns out that last week was not the first time that John Travolta has allegedly introduced himself to a male stranger, at the gym, where they were alone, together, at three in the morning. A commenter points out that the original Reddit thread contains a few other stories detailing Travolta's late night gym escapades.

Report-a port-a: Lindsay Lohan Got Chikungunya in Bora Bora. And had to be hospitalized for it. That's the news from TMZ, which reports that Lohan was admitted to King Edward VII's Hospital in London for "high fever" and "unbearable" joint pain, but has since been released.

Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, is bouncing back quite nicely from his severe dip in percents model earlier this month. Rumor has it he's hooking up—and has been for quite some time—with MAC Cosmetics VIVA GLAM Rihanna™ model Rihanna.

No stranger to Drama, Selena Gomez has once again found herself embroiled in a love triangle of her own making. After attending the Golden Globes last weekend, she was spotted holding hands with a man who is not on-again-off-again boyfriend Jersten Beibler, but rather the DJ and producer "Zedd." People now has a question for each and every one of us: "Are Selena Gomez & Zedd More Than Friends?"

Before you know anything, know this: Peter Strickland's The Duke of Burgundy is a masterpiece. It is the first movie of 2015 that you must see, and I almost want to warn you against reading the interview below because it is better to know nothing about this movie let it shock you. It is the kind of movie you will need to talk about after you've seen it—my boyfriend and I watched it (it was my second viewing) and we talked about it for the next two days. If you happen to see it alone, and need someone with whom to discuss it, I'm just an email away.

It is somewhat comforting to know that celebrity feuds are too numerous, too vast for any one person to know fully and comprehensively monitor. Easier to sleep at night feeling OK with the idea you might miss a beef, etc. For instance, here's one you may have missed or known about at one point and then forgotten about as life cruelly steals precious memories from you every single moment: this one with Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson.

The Hollywood Reporter confirms our scoop that Jennifer Aniston is, indeed, fine. The new issue promises a close look at all of the things Jen is O.K. with, including but not limited to: "her struggles with anger, her dyslexia, that Oscar snub," and her dead dog tattoo. "I know I have a bigger purpose," Jen says. She's fine.

Did you go to Justin Timberlake's "celebrity-friendly" Italian restaurant Destino in New York City during the year 2013? If so, a new lawsuit filed by Destino against its insurers may interest you. The lawsuit alleges that twice during 2013, pipes burst, "drenching the walls and premises with human waste." Eeep!

It has been nearly a week since John Travolta introduced himself to a male stranger at the gym, where they were alone, together, at three in the morning. In that time, the photo of Travolta and an unsuspecting man has gone viral, and both Travolta and the man have had to explain exactly why Travolta approached him at the gym, where they were alone, together, at three in the morning.

Two weeks ago, America's favorite former Teen Mom (backdoor division) Farrah Abraham posted the gruesome results of a lip implant that went awry, giving her the appearance of a bottom-feeding aquarium fish with breast implants. It was fucked up, and she loved it! But all good things eventually end, and Farrah's doctors appear to have found the antidote and returned her to her human form.

Critics everywhere agree: American Sniper is a movie with a fake, plastic baby. The doll who plays Bradley Cooper's child is so transparently not alive that it's hard to believe it appears in an Oscar contender with a $60 million budget. What was Clint Eastwood thinking here?

Why don't more people do this?

Of course, we all know that Shannen Doherty hates limos. She has never liked them, in part because she thinks they're embarrassing and grotesque. Yes, yes, we know. But do you know that Jason Priestley reached out to Shannen Doherty on Twitter, attempting to apologize for accusing her of not hating limos in his memoir? It's true.

How many special people change: Liam Gallagher, one metric half of the English straight-to-karaoke band Oasis, has improved his look since last we heard from him (1995) and now appears to be one fit bloke. Good on you, mate. What Gallagher appears to not be, however, is a good dad to his two-year-old daughter Gemma, who he has never seen.

Contrary to earlier reports, The 1975 singer Matt Healy is not dating Taylor Swift, I mean, honestly, are you insane? He's not. Matt told a radio station yesterday that his relationship with Taylor is "fake. It's all bloody fake. It's a farce!" Please, do not say that Matt Healy is dating Taylor Swift.

If you missed it, actor/comedian/bankable movie star (The Wedding Ringer opened at No. 2 with $20.6 million) Kevin Hart was on Power 105's The Breakfast Club last week, and during the 50-minute interview, the topic of him playing a gay character came up. He talked about turning down the part of Alpa Chino in Tropic Thunder (Brandon T. Jackson ended up playing the character). "In my defense," Hart explained, the role was written to be gayer than it played out in the movie. "It was real flagrant," he added.

This weekend's Saturday Night Live featured a series of (very funny) commercials spoofing Justin Bieber's recent, enlarged Calvin Klein ads. In response to the sketches, Justin Bieber took some time on Sunday to tweet what is becoming a classic Bieber reply.

Take a deep breath. Take another. Lie down on the ground. Close your eyes. Picture the world falling down around you. Imagine your body covered in debris. Do you feel its weight? You are immobile and your breath is shallow. This is the end. This is the end. This is the end. Zayn got a haircut.

Sixty-six-year-old comedian Billy Crystal said yesterday at the Television Critics Association press tour that gay scenes on TV today are "pushing it," The Wrap reports. Crystal elaborated, "Sometimes I think, 'Ah that's too much for me.'"