Lena Dunham Helps Some Dude Sell a Couch on Craigslist
Lacey Donohue · 01/21/14 06:15PMSome guy who likes Girls needed to sell a couch in Brooklyn on Tuesday. So he posted a picture of his couch on Craigslist, comparing the giant piece of furniture to the perpetually nude Lena Dunham. Because if you're going to buy a used couch on Craigslist from some guy in Gowanus, it's best that it resemble a famous person you've never met.
New Fast & Furious 7 Poster Brings "Vin Diesel" to Tears
Lacey Donohue · 01/21/14 04:51PM["Vin Diesel", who is probably not Vin Diesel, took to Twitter today to share a new teaser poster for Fast & Furious 7, noting the homage to deceased co-star Paul Walker makes him "want to cry." "This is where roads part," the image reads while two cars speed away from each other in the probably-fake poster. Image via Twitter.]
The Men of Full House Reunite in Embarrassing Yogurt Ad
Lacey Donohue · 01/21/14 02:18PMFor the few hundred lonely people on the planet who have yearned for a Full House reunion, it's time to rejoice! Sometimes when you're lost out there and you're all alone, there's a Greek yogurt ad waiting to carry you home.
Jennifer Lawrence Freaks Out When Terrible Reporters Spoil Homeland
Lacey Donohue · 01/21/14 11:44AMInterviewing Jennifer Lawrence must be an entertainment reporter's wet dream. You never know when she'll throw a faux tantrum, comfort a crying fan, share romantic tales of butt plugs and pants shitting, or freak out when meeting Jeff Bridges. But just when we think we've seen it all from our best friend JLaw, she gets pissed and calls a Homeland-ruining reporter a "monster."
Meryl Streep Thinks Academy Snubbed Emma Thompson
Lacey Donohue · 01/20/14 07:04PMDisney's Mean Queen Maleficent Is Just Misunderstood in New Trailer
Lacey Donohue · 01/20/14 06:33PMThe trailer for Disney's new Maleficent has been released and it'll surely scare the ever-loving shit out of small girls accustomed to nice princess films. It'll also confuse adults who remember Maleficent as the purely evil woman who, when not invited to a party, decided to kill the only daughter of a fertility-challenged couple.
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Justin Bieber Maybe Texts Dick Pics While Hiding Weed in Cookie Jars
Lacey Donohue · 01/20/14 12:24PMBachelor Star Juan Pablo Galavis: Pervert Gays Don't Belong on TV
Lacey Donohue · 01/18/14 01:04PMMadonna Honors Her Son With Racist Hashtag
Lacey Donohue · 01/17/14 08:04PMLawsuit Accuses Hit Show New Girl of "Blatant Plagiarism"
Lacey Donohue · 01/17/14 03:01PMIn a lawsuit filed in California federal court on Thursday, two screenwriters argue that New Girl, the hit Fox comedy that debuted in 2011, is based upon their pilot script for a show entitled Square One. Stephanie Counts and Shari Gold are suing New Girl creator Elizabeth Meriwether, executive producer Peter Chernin, Fox, and WME and demanding an injunction that halts filming and distribution of the show.
Critics Choice Awards: Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper Go Fuck Wild
Lacey Donohue · 01/17/14 11:30AMIf the Critics Choice Awards are accurate predictions for the Oscars, it looks like it will continue to be a great year for 12 Years a Slave, American Hustle, and Gravity. On late Thursday afternoon, the Broadcast Film Critics Association presented the prestigious awards to predictable winners in an airplane hangar in Santa Monica; adding to the glamour was the fact that the event was sponsored by Pinkberry. If there's anything sadder than staying at home to watch an awards show on the CW, it's watching an awards show that stars Tom Hanks eating froyo.
Watch Every Painful Sundance Movie Cliché in One Trailer
Lacey Donohue · 01/16/14 06:24PMThe 30th anniversary of the Sundance Film Festival is finally here and stars from around the world are flocking to Park City, Utah in the hopes of being seen seeing movies. This year the Sundance Institute, an organization "dedicated to the discovery and development of independent artists and audiences," will debut films starring newly discovered artists like Paul Rudd, Philip Seymour Hoffman, John Lithgow, and Michael Fassbender.
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[Wednesday night's Eagles concert marked the reopening of the L.A. Forum. The renovation cost over $100 million and included adding the world's largest vinyl record, a recreation of the Eagles' Hotel California, to the roof. The new owners hope the Forum will become the "nation's largest indoor facility designed with music as its top priority."]
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Duck Dynasty—a show about a man who hates anal—returned last night to A&E for a fifth season. Though more than 8.5 million viewers tuned in, the number is far from the 11.8 million viewers who watched the fourth season premiere in August. This means 8.5 million too many people are still watching, but it's a start.
Here Are This Year's Gravity-Loving Oscar Nominations
Lacey Donohue · 01/16/14 08:32AMActor Chris Hemsworth and Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences President Cheryl Boone Isaacs woke up early Thursday morning to announce this year's Oscar nominations. But if you didn't set your alarm for 5:38 a.m. and 30 seconds PST to watch the incredibly boring live telecast, here's all you need to know: Tom Hanks and Oprah, both widely expected to receive acting nominations, were snubbed.
Puking Children and Crying Men Steal the Friday Night Tykes Spotlight
Lacey Donohue · 01/15/14 04:19PMFriday Night Tykes, a ten-part docuseries focusing on the Texas Youth Football Association (TYFA), debuted Tuesday on the Esquire Network. Formerly the Style Network, Esquire re-launched in September with the goal of reaching "today's educated, upscale man." And if today's educated, upscale man is into puking, head injuries, and teaching young boys how to "make it rain" in the end zone, the series will absolutely resonate with the demographic.