Anonymous · 07/08/13 04:43PM
Nice Guy Chris Brown Generously Donates Sneakers, Inspires the World
Anonymous · 07/08/13 04:33PMChris Brown, Patron Saint of Beyond Lost Causes, wants you to know he understands what it’s like to be poor. He wants you to know he understands how much it sucks to only have one pair of sneakers to wear to school each year. He wants you to know he feels the shame involved in borrowing clothes from cousins. Really, he really wants you to know this.
LA's “Douchiest Neighborhood” Residents Deny Douchiness, Douchily
Anonymous · 07/03/13 09:27PMAnonymous · 07/03/13 08:12PM
Tom Cruise Is 51 Today And Totally Normal: A Video Tribute
Anonymous · 07/03/13 02:39PMTo commemorate the 51st birthday of Thetan Master and extraordinary lover Tom Cruise, we've taken on the enormous task of cobbling together videos of Hollywood's strangest alien just being...normal. Sure, it’s easy to find crazy clips from Scientology videos, Matt Lauer interviews, and Oprah’s couch, but what about the real Thomas Cruise Mapother IV, the private guy who loves cooking spaghetti carbonara, flying planes, and fencing? What’s that guy doing tonight? Probably the same thing the rest of us would do on our first birthday after a public and messy divorce: enjoying a quiet normal night in.
The Top 40 Places In Los Angeles Where Paparazzi Shoot Celebs
American Ex-Pap · 07/03/13 01:54PMA.J. Daulerio · 07/02/13 02:04PM
Heads Up, LA, The "Asian Wig Bandit" Is On The Loose
Anonymous · 07/02/13 01:30PMThe pride and joy of the west coast, the officially not racist LAPD, has always depended on the kindness of strangers for help identifying criminals. Today is no different. So if anyone has any information on the “Asian Wig Bandit” allegedly responsible for 15 armed robberies over the last six months, please stand up.
What the Hell Is Up With All the L.A. Cab Drama, Huh?: Explained
Anonymous · 06/28/13 04:27PMAccording to the City of Los Angeles Department of Transportation, there are nine franchise taxi operators in the city who operate “more than 2300 taxis.” What they don’t point out on the website is that these 2300 taxis are magic and invisible. They supposedly exist, but they’re hiding somewhere in plain sight, probably with that stockpile of nice, tall, well-adjusted, employed, and single men in LA.
How to Get Kicked Out of Chateau Marmont Without Drugs: A Liveblog
A.J. Daulerio · 06/28/13 11:07AMThis hotel, nestled away on a steep hill in West Hollywood, is known for the excess of both its ghosts and living guests. But did you know how exceptional the staff is here? Truly. They are doting and accommodating throughout all stations, effortlessly pleasant to all ye who enter here, celebrity or poseur; wealthy European tourist or lifelong Angelenos.
The Unofficial Glossary For Paparazzi Gang-Bangers
American Ex-Pap · 06/28/13 08:00AMHere's Who's Eating Dinner At Chateau Marmont Courtyard Right Now
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Anonymous · 06/26/13 05:42PM
You Can See All The Nazi Stars As You Walk Down Hollywood Boulevard
Anonymous · 06/26/13 05:09PMCollaboration in Hollywood is nothing new. Writers and directors. Actors and producers. Gentiles and Jews. Jews and Jews. Jews and… Nazis? According to his upcoming book The Collaboration: Hollywood’s Pact With Hitler, Ben Urwand says the two go hand-in-hand. Now the next time someone tries to talk about “Who runs Hollywood?” you can make the conversation even more uncomfortable.
For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown
Anonymous · 06/26/13 04:30PMHello From The Chateau Marmont, There's A Goddamn Bird In My Cottage
A.J. Daulerio · 06/26/13 03:39PMAs part of the Defamer resurrection project, parent company Gawker Media has put me up in the infamous Chateau Marmont for this week. I'm in a garden cottage 83, better known in Hollywood lore as the place where Cheryl Tiegs once climbed the tiny rock fountain after mainlining too much homemade absinthe at Lee Majors' bungalow. So I've heard.