Here is a photo of Taylor Swift and her new “beau,” the DJ Calvin Harris, enjoying a pool day and doing fun-but-ultimately-restricted poses for the camera. Do these two people like having sex (together), or do they LOVE having sex (together)? If you said yes to either, I’m sure this “hot couple” appreciates your faith.
My friend, producer/DJ Morgan Geist, recently released a single under his Galleria moniker called “Calling Card”/”Mezzanine,” which is heavily influenced by Latin freestyle. Since there is nothing more that I like to do than get paid to talk about freestyle, I invited him to the Gawker office for a podcast about the mostly forgotten ‘80s/early-’90s sub-genre of dance music that helped define my youth while growing up in South Jersey.
Hilaria Baldwin, yoga teacher and wife of Alexander, posted a video today of her french-manicured hand resting atop her unclothed, pregnant belly that is currently bulging, undulating, and rippling with what one can only assume is the spawn of Satan AHHHHHH.
Imagine your worst vacation. Wait—Imagine your best vacation. What you are now imagining is, the worst vacation a wealthy celebrity could possibly take with other celebrities. Now imagine Gwyneth Paltrow there. If you did this correctly, you have just imagined Jennifer Lawrence’s upcoming vacation.
Bad news: British banjo players Mumford & Sons are riiiiiich. You probably knew this intuitively, but it’s nice—or the opposite of nice?—to be reminded of how much money some people have, compared to the rest of the people. Look at this fool’s apartment.
While some people spend their days leading hiking tours of state parks or teaching algebra to our nation’s youth, others—namely the eponymous people at People magazine—spend their days coming up with reasons that Kristin Cavallari is even more stylish than we thought. (We at Defamer spend our days analyzing those reasons.)
They say you never forget how to ride a bike. Is it true? Probably not. However, I do know that Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, has not forgotten how to ride a bike. Neither has his sex friend Kelly Rohrbach. I’ll prove it to you—if you give me the chance.
Here is a photo of Jackie Siegel, wife of time-share company CEO David Siegel and star of the 2012 documentary The Queen of Versailles, clutching an iced drink and taking a selfie at her 18-year-old daughter Victoria’s funeral. Victoria died Saturday of an apparent overdose at the family’s “Seagull Island” mansion in Windmere, Florida.
A few times a month, I watch big-budget blockbusters that ultimately underwhelm me because they are corny, cynical, insulting to my intelligence, and otherwise ludicrous. Jurassic World, the first new Jurassic Park movie in 14 years and fourth film in the franchise overall, is all of those things at one point or another but I’m willing to forgive its (relatively sporadic) flaws for one simple and humongous reason: DINOSAURS.
It’s been 135 days since Kristin Cavallari commenced work on her debut memoir, The Book Formerly Known As Balancing on Heels, and I began following her efforts with this column. Though I have not yet been able to review Kristin’s work (365 more days), today she has chosen to review mine.
In a recent Twitter Q&A, Harry Potter writer J. K. Rowling—who has so much money, I bet—can you even imagine—look how her skin glows—offered a few hints about certain elements of her upcoming film adaptation of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Among the things hinted at: a possible American Hogwarts.
If Iggy Azalea raps, but there’s no one around to hear her, does the straight crack rock still roar to your pop-pop? It appears this ancient and well-known proverb will soon be put to the test, because after scrapping her entire Great Escape tour, Iggy has canceled yet another show: she will no longer be appearing at Pittsburgh Pride this weekend.
Karlie Kloss recently participated in T magazine’s interview series “Artful Questionnaire,” where famous people get to doodle their answers to questions instead of writing or saying them. (A nice option to offer celebrities—thank you T magazine.) In her questionnaire published today, Kloss revealed something I did not know before:
Today—June 8, 2015—is Kristin Cavallari’s second wedding anniversary with her husband, Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. Aww.
As any Gilmore Girls fan knows, Dean is boring and dumb and Jess is hot and great. Do Dean and Jess know this themselves? Yes. Well—one of them does.
As you know, we at Defamer are dedicated to keeping you up to date on the length and style of former One Direction member and lifelong graffiti enthusiast Zayn Malik’s hair. It is worth noting that our reporting is not reliant upon agreeing with the choices made re: the length and style of said hair.
Supermodel Kate Moss was escorted from a flight traveling from Bodrum, Turkey to London on Sunday. “For being too beautiful?” you’re wondering. No, dummy. For being drunk as hell!
